Have you ever had a sock go missing? You know, like when you put two in the washing-machine but only one comes out. Have you ever wondered where it's gone? I mean, really, there isn't anywhere to escape to is there? There's only one door, only one way in, and one way out...or is there?

In fact there must be thousands of socks all over the country that disappear every year, and never get found again, it's like they never existed, like you've only ever bought one sock instead of a pair. Well, if you want, and only if you want I can tell you where they go; that is the place where your missing sock, or socks sometimes, get to, or should I say go to - on purpose!

Well, you've read this far, so you may as well carry on. Make yourself comfortable and I'll begin.